Dearest Momsie and Popsicle,
There's been some confusion over rooming here at shiz,...... but of course I'll care for Easton, and of course I'll RISSEEE above it. For I know that's how you'd want me to respond.....
Anyways!
Dad : Thanks for all the genetics. We owe you one! One of Jeff's fondest memories was when we were out at Ford in Thatcher and you said, 'no, I'm not walking on a chicken', or something like that.... I don't know, it was funny, forgive my exhausted goldfish brain..... but now we hope you can go have some memories just as we always imagined you'd be; chicken legged.
Mom: Here's the thing.... you think we all love Dad more sometimes - don't lie, you tell us. Haha. But this one is for you (sorry Dad, I love you, but she took me to Texas roadhouse and this is before I got the gun- we will come see you in February, hope that makes up for it) , 1 ) way more expensive 2) wait for it.....
Thank you for all the TIME, effort, and sleepless nights you've put into all of us. Thank you for the TIME you came and took care of me and the baby even though it was widely inconvenient. Thank you for all the TIME you put into my school for me, because I'm lazy and didn't know what to do. But now it's helping provide for my family, and I kick butt, it's whatever. Thanks for teaching me all my annoyingly great humanly habits that make our family better, cleaner, and significantly happier. For all the TIME I'm sure you were there and I didn't even know it. You've put ridiculous amounts of TIME and effort into each and every one of us and I don't think there is any monetary thing that we could ever buy to make up for that, so you'll have to accept my lame analogies and my Uber amounts gratitude from far away. We love you Mom! I can't imagine life without having the best, most educated, hard working, OCD, caring, loving, and all knowing you. Merry Christmas Mom. Hope you like this as much as I did cause I almost sent it to my house :) now you can wear it to the temple, around the house, and when you see it- think about how much we love you! And that is ALL OF THE TIME!!!!
Well, don't think I just got you guys two lame gifts. We are hoping you have a smashing good TIME and shake a leg at one of our most favorite things to do:
GASLIGHT!!!!!! (Jeff's idea)
Have fun my two amigos. Your tickets are for January 7th at 6:00 pm. You will have to pick them up at the call window, under my name :)
Merry Christmas!
Love,
Jeff, Katie, Easton, and Kenai
